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Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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