Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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