She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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