didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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