I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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