Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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