if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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