doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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