office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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