they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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