Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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