eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Randomize
