At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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