your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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