it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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