This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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