the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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