theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
wow bdsm is so cute