trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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