Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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