Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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