We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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