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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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