I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you traded sex for a burrito?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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