So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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