maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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