No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Alive.
So much puke
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
