yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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