I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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