Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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