Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
