Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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