I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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