She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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