and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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