I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Buhtt sex?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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