I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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