i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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