Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
