Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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