After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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