I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
