I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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