Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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