You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her