Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.