Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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