That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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