I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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