doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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