Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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