For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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