guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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