Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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