Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
whose parrot is this?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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