hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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