i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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