i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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