Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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